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And so we say goodbye

I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever tried ...

With a warning label

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. You're going ...

So I really am important?

Pansy. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Kif might! Bender, we're trying our best. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then ...

Michelle, I don’t regret

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! This ...

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